So I Actually Have a Girlfriend

So I actually have a girlfriend
I swear I do
I swear I do

You say she’s a virtual girlfriend
You said she’s basically a virtual girlfriend
And I said Na-nay-no, my brother

You said How can you say na-nay-no to that?
You haven’t seen her in six months
I said You just don’t get it. We’re strong, iron strong
That’s when you said Na-nay-no

You said You don’t see the girl
I said When I close my eyes.

You said You don’t hear the girl
I said We speak everyday

You said You don’t feel the girl
I said When I go to sleep every night

You said She’s just another girl
And that’s when I stopped.

I looked at you and you looked right back
You knew you said something but you just couldn’t pin it
You just didn’t know what you said
What did I say? You said

I said A mouthful
What? you asked
I said Your foot must be very tasty
I always see you swallowin it
That’s pretty rude you said

Boy I’ll say I said
You and me, I said, you and me got nothing in common
You said it you said

And we walked away. Amicably out of each other’s lives.
And I went home to her.

How was your day she said
I met a man today I said
Who didn’t know us but acted as though he did.
Fuck him she said He can go suck a dick.