My "John Lennon Fucking" Song (a la 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' & 'I Don't Wanna Be a Soldier Mama I Don't Wanna Die')

SHE'S MY YOKO

You know--
Yes, you know--
What it's like--
Before

You know--
Yes, yes, you know--
What it's like--
Before

With us scrubbin' empty nothin' in a frying pan
Rubbin' etchings of our wishes with a broken crayon

You know--
Yes, yes, you know--
What it's like--
Before

But since we called each other in the thick, black snow
She's.....My.....Yoko
And since we're gonna hold together 'til the rooster crow
She's.....My.....Yoko
They keep on pushing us on stage when there ain't no show
She's.....My.....Yoko
Another decade without shouting, would you ever know?
She's.....My.....Yoko

My head--
You see my head--
For what it is--
Right now

My head--
You see my head--
For what it is--
Right now

Keep on tuggin' on my muffin askin' me to explain
You doin' up that wig to play your crying game

My head--
You see my head--
For what it is--
Right now

But if I can't walk around without you being in tow
She's.....My.....Yoko
Anchor on my bootstraps, draggin' my shadow
She's.....My.....Yoko
A relax cannot relax if she can't catch her flow
She's.....My.....Yoko
This stream is backed for miles, so far you cannot row
She's.....My.....Yoko

I've seen--
Yes, I've seen--
All this go down--
Before

I've seen--
Yes, yes, I've seen--
All this go down--
Before

You keep on fillin' up my brain with your kinky lead shine
If Ida known better, say you're scared of bed time

And you cannot let me see who I gotta be, now
Cuz I'm too fat to climb your favorite tree, now
But seein' this my Goddess has set me free, now
So you know she and I are solid as can be, now

And we'll walk side by side like the seasoned pros
She's.....My.....Yoko
With our ages all askew, but no one ever knows
She's.....My.....Yoko
And a list of times with all the chances you'll blow
She's.....My.....Yoko
Every night at our place there's a party to throw
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko

(6 - 8 minute solo of guitars and bass fucking, accompanied by heavy breathing into the mic)

We know--
Yes, we know--
Just who we are--
Inside

We know--
Yes, yes, we know--
Just who we are--
Inside

For all the mysteries and questions we cannot rise above
You know exactly who you are but you can't take the plunge

Pick it up, pick it out, smarten up, get on out, now
I've got no room in my life for that pathetic pout, now
Why do you think I've got it figured out, now?
We're both just who we are, must I shout it out, now?
Why has every fucking thing need to be a bout, now?
Why must you ride the road with a preformed route, now?
You gotta plan in your pocket, you're psyched to tout, now
And I could never guess what all that's about, now
Always too much snow that I could ever plow now
I'm just so fucking angry I'm ready to shout now,
I'm just so fucking angry I'm ready to shout now,
You made me fucking angry and I'm going to shout now


Cuz we've got it together, even if you don't
She's.....My.....Yoko
So you inflate your pool with your sexy ego
She's.....My.....Yoko
And she'll be mine forever if you needed to know
She's.....My.....Yoko
And she'll be mine forever if you needed to know
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko
She's.....My.....Yoko